Support local independent news (e.g. public radio), also I’m thinking about buying a gun. Just in case.

Mice are known to display paw preference. Primates are generally preferentially handed. I’d think many mammalian species are as well, given these observations.

Dead.

Buy a drum pad and a set of sticks and practice rudiments for a year. Only then decide whether you want a full kit. Ask the guy at the music shop to help you select a pair of sticks. You can default to 5A or 5B as a reasonable option. Vater sticks and pads are inexpensive and quality.

Musk is getting desperate.

Acquit.

NH: enema. Wtf.

ME: hairy bush. Somehow, this checks out.

Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.

Мне так не кажется.

But then, I am not really fluent in Russian anymore. As is typical in 1st generation Americans, I lost the language as a child.

Check Slavic languages for this construct being the correct one.

He should run for Prez.

Asshole can’t accept his age and skin tone. That’s why he also has the fucked up “hair”.

Nothing matters anymore, anyway.

I’d vote for him.

I think the CEO got what he deserved.

Yes, of course they should. Have the past 40 years not taught us anything at all?

Talk with the guy. Ask him if you will be fired or laid off. Ask if there’s severance. If you’re going to be shitcanned, leave for a new job if possible. If laid off with severance, that’s potentially a decent outcome. Good luck.

Good luck to us all.

I’m Jewish. My wife Chinese. Reason enough?

I think the only thing to do now is help at a local level. Washington’s fucked, nothing you can do to change that. What I am planning to do: (1) be kind to my family, especially my wife; (2) donate to the school and food pantries; (3) just fucking cope. Work on my hobbies, exercise, just… one foot in front of the other. Endure.

Oh: and I’m thinking about buying a gun and learning to shoot. Seriously.