Shout out to Super Mario Wonder! Playing 2-player games with my 7 year old son is hell. Thank you Nintendo for allowing him to play as Yoshi while my character rides around on Yoshi’s back. He can now run around like a drunken lunatic without my character having to be annoyingly rerouted via Glenda Bubble. Makes playing together a much more pleasant experience.

It’s just a platypus…

Platypus put on fedora

PERRY the Platypus!!

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I’m sure he can still get a discount at the Four Seasons…

'Keep ‘em dumb and they’ll continue to vote for us!’ - GOP, probably.

I have never had a reason to visit Arkansas. The list of reasons to avoid it is growing, though.

Bingo! Footage from the Jan 6th riot clearly showed the idiots communicating via twitter. Can’t wait to see what the DMs disclose. The authorities already the phones of some of the recipients of those messages - whatever they found clearly gave Smith and the justice department justification to get Trump’s account records.