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Cake day: September 14th, 2023

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  • doesn’t matter at all.

    he’s not the problem. he’s a symptom of our greedy easily led white pasty christian dog sperm corporatist oligarchy culture.

    of course he’s not invincible, but those who come after him will be closer to it than we can defend ourselves from.

    America should have taken out all enemies directly, individually, instead of playing these god damn shell games for last decades. but since it didn’t, it’s finished.

    There is no country anymore, there is only corporations and foxnews to disseminate their desired message.

    all those bad asses we’ve seen throughout the years in movies where they were “the last line of defense” for America. lol where’s ur god now. they were assimilated and duped to hate fellow americans by russians, getting us fuming at gun control, religion, abortion, race topics and watching us spin like toys. they let their country they spent their lives defending to be usurped by a series of compromised Republicans. because jesus. and alpha male. and wait why would people vote for Ted Cruz if not out of malice for their fellow man? or mitch McConnell ? or Lindsey graham? they were cancers before mr malignant trump came to spread to stage 4.






  • I would use my human strengths and lure them out in waves by speed walking/jogging into middle of fields or similar open areas. regardless I would get them away from trees or other things they could use to jump down onto me. once I level their attacks to the ground, there I would kick and stomp my way to an endurant victory as they’d surely use some energy to escape where hopeful other predators are there to claim there symbiotic prize.

    This strategy would likely work against 10-20 at a time. a few waves of them before I am cut down. guessing / hoping for 100 but probably only make it to 50.

    if I really got into a squirrel stomping rhythm I bet I could get triple digits.

    ok I’ve now given too much thought to this today. edit: now I’m picturing listening to slayer’s war ensemble and just thrashing squirrels around like a mosh pit of guts and chaos.