Drag’s a dragon riding communist who uses the account @dragonfucker@lemmy.nz

Drag’s second person pronoun is drag, yes.

Thank you for the information. Drag is currently on a Dutch law research bender and has questions.

Is blocking the street a criminal offence against public authority?

Is assassinating a CEO a criminal offence against public authority?

Does the act have to be illegal in the Netherlands too, or does it just have to be illegal in the country where it’s being incited? For example, would telling Saudi Arabians to have gay sex be opruiing?

If the law against the behaviour exists in the Netherlands, but the illegal act is done outside Dutch borders, does opruiing apply? Like, is telling a brit to assassinate King Charles opruiing?

Drag has been researching Dutch law for Luigi related reasons, and stumbled onto this story. A Dutch actor tweeted about a peaceful protest by Extinction Rebellion, and the Dutch police showed up to arrest him for sedition, or “opruiing”. In the Netherlands, it’s illegal to encourage any kind of criminal behaviour. Violent or nonviolent. As far as drag can tell, telling people on lemmy.world to torrent pirated movies would legally qualify as “opruiing” and earn a sedition conviction. This is bad, guys.

So you’re saying they want their heads polished by a man because women are unattainable? Interesting…

Too many cars. No more third place.

Did he have a solution to the problem of online anarcho-capitalism?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS

Is there any way to increase the intestines’ spice tolerance?

Okay so how come spicy food makes the intestines not bother digesting it?

This is cool! Will it support the Metric system?

Why can’t the aliens just use a quantum RNG to set the nanosecond to nanosecond amplitude change on each individual frequency?

They also did that in Dr Stone

Dude, the internet is cooked!

WE’RE being cooked!

That too.

All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant woman

Didn’t games have “pay money to get extra lives” since forever?

It’s the Antarctic ice wall!

Dyspraxia

Maybe drag could say…

Usually when drag is stumped, the answer comes to drag three hours later on the toilet. So drag’s standard procedure is to exhaust all available options, find something else to do for three hours, and then take a shit.

Drag hates being asked that question. “Drag was stuck on a hard problem… And then drag figured it out?” Drag doesn’t know how to explain inspiration. Nobody does, not even philosophers or psychologists have managed to explain that moment of insight where suddenly it all makes sense.

Normally drag would agree, but outing every misogynist who doesn’t know what a woman looks like is a worthy goal