I usually go with "Test. Mentioning the existence of this message can make you the target of all sorts of unpleasant things. Ignore this message or else.

You don’t get it. You’re still acknowledging the existence of the message since you’re reading it. You still don’t get it. Either this message exists, or you do. It’s a zero-sum game. Do you enjoy existing?

Are you thinking about it? Wrong.

Test."

You can’t win the ‘only island of Slovenia’ contest on a technicality, it would be dishonourable. If Bled wants to be the only island of Slovenia, it should beat the others by the rules: with a banjo duel.

I like your counterpoint and consider myself educated now.

It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Slovenia

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Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

Bold move.

2/1 odds. Almost guaranteed win.

You can also debug post-mortem with the minidump or the core dump file with WDT on Windows. Great fun and a good way to brush up on your assembly skills

😬

The planet:

The scientists: wow. Let’s live there.

How nice of them. I hope I can pay for this feature!

I don’t know in other countries, but in France there was a sort of cult from some media around Raoult, who was, at the time, a respected name. So maybe it’s not that simple.

People are talking about dead people and just call them morons. Without any idea of what they went through. Amazing.

Maybe you should think twice before posting this kind of uncompassionate drivel.

Some of these people died because they trusted the prescription from their doctor. Not everybody is able to read and understand scientific literature, and they might have to rely on the authority of someone they trust. Some doctors believed, against all evidence, that this was the right thing to prescribe and some patients took their word for it.

I think for once I didn’t fuck up.

https://cplusplus.com/reference/cstdlib/rand/

Loads of beginners in this thread. Here’s how it’s done in the industry.

The code:

return a;

The test:

a = rand()%100+1;

It works, boss.

Oh my god, is it Friday already?

I spilled egg fried rice all over myself watching US bombers drop their load in Korea & a GI shouted ‘this nigga eating egg fried rice’ & everyone laughed and killed me

Time to plan a 3-day workshop with yourself at the pub to get it together

Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.

The cause is me, 6 months ago.

(Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)