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Isn’t the biggest date rape drug the alcohol itself? This is a nice option but now the rapists will use other drugs to avoid detection and people who rely on these will be less vigilant

“Visit” some Tesla dealerships

Fucking liver transplant? What in god’s name could be the justification for denial? Why even bother getting on the transplant list if Cigna can be like nahhhh? I’m surprised more doctors haven’t Luigi’d yet.

He got official merch? I would buy but only if it helps his defense.

He said anything lately? Or they on vacation with GOP donors at one of those creepy culty men only “”“retreats”“”

You know, 2-3 years, long enough for to him to have declared infinite presidential terms and Twitter based elections when it’s already too late to fight in court, again.

They’re developing a toilet that can recognize people based on unique asshole prints and track, analyze, and store data on your waste on the cloud. It’s a privacy nightmare I didn’t think I needed to worry about. https://futurism.com/neoscope/scientists-toilet-identifies-butthole

Only 15,000? There are over a million in the US. No opposition from their professional organizations, or are they licking Trump asshole too?

That quote out of context makes me think they implemented gun control measures to prevent school shootings, but obviously not in this lifetime

Training people in surgical techniques is way easier in lefties because most have been imitating right handed people so have some degree of ambidexterity. When you tell a right handed person to do precision movements with their left hand it fucks them up for a while.

I don’t understand. I’ve been sharing public women’s bathrooms with biological males all my life because their caretakers use them when they need to pee. Those brats peek and crawl under the doors and walls frequently and all we can do is be annoyed because it’s part of life with kids in public. Why are we banning trans individuals who have never tried to join me in the toilet?

I started this in 2016 in the lead up to the election. Got sterilized in 2022 after the Dobbs decision leaked. Too many guys are secret misogynists at best, and pro rape/anti-abortion at worst. The lectures I had to do to convince my ex that rape is rape, whether you fight off the perp or not.

I’ve been to several Christmas stores open only during the winter in Texas

Yeah I believe yokels will pop off at linemen on their property but who gives away free fentanyl?

My titties hurt when they bounce too much during hormone shifts. Plus the nipples are really irritating in A/C when they stiffen and feel wormy (dunno how to describe, like a small boner demanding attention) and I also accidentally scratch them without a bra to cover them. Was especially important to have some sort of coverage when I had piercings in them because I almost tore one out brushing my hair. Never healed right after that.