I think it’s the wurst. SCNR

Show a man some bugs and he will be miserable for one day.
Teach a man how to code bad and he will be miserable for his whole life.

Klaatu Varada N*cough*

Thanks for that.
Most fitting game music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

You’re right.
It wasn’t a random dog, but a substitute for John Wicks dead wife (as a family replacement to ground him a bit from his killer world experience). Although curiously enough it wasn’t given a proper name.

Just avoid stealing his car too, maybe he will forgive you.

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to FLY.

Ah cool, a machine by Goldberg

Really talented guy.

Something cheap for my family.

Haha, good one.

Umm… buy a lot of staplers?

Google: kill child process
FBI: ಠ_ಠ

Google: kill child process linux console
FBI:（︶︿︶)

I became a fan after I got used to nice color schemes, buffers/tabs, horizontal/vertical splitting, file browsing with NERDTree and highlighting changes with GITGutter.

You ask for tips? Add VIM commands you use regularly (like paste mode toggle for example) to a keyboard shortcut (like leader key + p) in your .vimrc settings file. It increases working speed.
Also add some plugins, they are fun and add useful functions from other editors like Sublime (ctrl-p, vim-multiple-cursors).

Yeah yeah, brag about being able to close VI the first time of use…

Yes, and use something like GNU Screen to work seamless on the other machine again.