Guys no actually this is a good thing because it imparts extra nutrients and flavour into the water. Have you heard of people drinking bottled water because their water is bad and tastes awful? These additives will fix that!

Today was pretty shit but there were some parts of it that were neat and I want others to be able to cherish more of the parts that were neat

The sad truth is that it’s just too late to do anything about it. Our worship has turned the flag into a powerful egregore and it will SMITE ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE IT. Can science and reason and ethics SMITE YOU WITHE THE FURY TO 10000 BOMBS? I thought not, and that makes them wrong (and stupid). We can’t do anything about it or the flag will DEVOUR OUR SOULS AND RAIN DEATH UPON OUR LANDS. Upside is that if we torture enough homeless people it might bless us with a mcdonalds

C’mon guys meet me in the middle please! It’s only fair to compromise. How about instead of me blowing up your entire family, I just get to blow up half of them? That’d be the smart and reasonable move. You want to be smart and reasonable right?

They don’t but I do because borders are COMMUNIST and HATE FREEDOM. I’m not letting some GOVERNMENT tell me where I can and cannot go! Sounds like a SOVIET PLOT to KEEP US APART. All TRUE PATRIOTS tread where we please and WELCOME OTHERS who do the same!!1!

Guys wasn’t it so based and chad coded when Reagan sacrificed 10,000 homeless people in a blood ritual to become a herald of the apocalypse? That was so cool guys. A real trend setter.

Let freedom reign!

Actually this image is inaccurate lying propaganda. It’s so frustrating to see history being bastardized like this, shame on you! What actually happened was the giant lazer statue got its ass beat by the UFO. I know this because I was there (I am the crocodile coming out of the portal)

My childhood best friend was raised in a JW family and eventually became an atheist. He also refers to it as a cult. I’m really proud of him for getting out of it, because doing so was difficult (because of it being a cult!) and took a lot of strength

I am very hungry and dehydrated but I cannot leave my bed