hypnotoad

Agreed, most of us are idiots who don’t want to create change if it means even the tiniest amount of momentary inconvenience.

By “resistance” you mean “rich people and their money, along with the laws that have kept them rich”

Every time I see it i die a little inside

Yeah fuck this guy for spelling his name the way it was given to him what an asshole

Love? It’s love, right?

How nice of Elon to make the car more affordable by removing the ability to open your door with your key. Progress! He’s so smart, I just love him so.

Another study confirming we are fucked

I assume a new McDonald’s is opening somewhere at this exact moment

Ooooh, you forgot to include the triple-stamp, so you’re going to jail unfortunately.

This is the American ingenuity I live for

Can I spray the butter?

But then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!

Racism, the answer is racism

They’ve probably had a wonderful past few years, what with the living on the lam, no gainful employment, inability to live a regular life, etc. Bless 'em

In fairness, it wasn’t stated to be the maximum, just the amount delivered.

Yep, dude is just hurt that no one considers him the comedy king anymore. Not that he deserves it, but HE certainly thinks he does. It’s sad, really… I remember respecting him for stepping down for a bit. What a disappointing return, I wish he had just faded away with positive memories instead of torpedoing himself, his legacy, and the fight for equal rights.

You summed up my thoughts well… fuck him

Stuff like this makes me proud to live here. It ain’t perfect, but we are trying.

Personally, I’d sorta prefer he hulk smashes it