I suspect it’s related to insurance in the case of loss by the bank. I think most have upper limits to how much they’ll reimburse if they’re robbed or something so they’ll store it in multiple accounts.

I don’t think anyone would just have an exorbitant amount of money in one spot.

This needs more up votes. Thank you for the interesting read.

This just in, CEO found with fatal knitting injury

The hero we needed

This is my new emoji rulebook and I’m going to explain to it to others exactly like this.

Shaun?!

They’re all Mike.

… I feel like you just perfectly eli5 nuclear fusion. I’m using this example next time it comes up.

… Did you check to see if the mannequin moved?