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He’s the reason I dumped Spotify - he was spouting horse-paste nonsense during the pandemic, and they’re still writing him checks.

That’s Apartheid Boy for you.

Xitter is a Nazi bar because its owner is a Nazi.

She’ll peel voters away from Trump, so I’m all for her running as a spoiler, obnoxious as she is. Assuming she peels votes from Trump, she said she won’t do it if it helps Trump.

Yeah, that 400 bar decompression would be like being inside an exploding bomb (except exploding in). Instantly turned into a smoothie.

These days, the only people still using this debunked wolf talk are douchebros, chuds, & incels.

I’m guessing a few bits of flesh/goo got wedged in little nooks and crannies in the wreckage. Not very much…

Any of those three would be great! Adam Schiff kicked ass on the impeachment and the Jan 6th committee.

Like so many Democratic Presidents, he was cockblocked by the GOP.

She died? How could they tell?

Fine by me. Accelerates the process of putting that dumpster fire out of its misery.

That’s the Yedolf we’ve come to know and love.

Did Elon have his pubic hair grafted to his chin?

GAAAAH!!! MY EYES!!! I’d forgotten how ugly that woman is, inside and out!

Does she still wear her homemade birth control dresses?

Yep, I’ve made my trips to go on the Federal List of People with Head Colds.

Yep. The only way to make progress on that front is to serve Putin some polonium tea…

(deep breath)

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sorry, I just couldn’t contain my derisive laughter at Beer Bro.

Lemme guess: he ran out of unicorn blood again…

Reminds me of The Green Mile, when Percy “forgets” to wet the sponge…

I’ll admit, it’s an improvement over previous methods, though that’s not saying much. Everything’s normal, breathing fine, until lights out!

My objection to the death penalty is that sooner or later, it’s inevitable, the law will fuck it up and execute innocent people. Some people just can’t do adulting around this. Sooner or later, a crime happens, people clamor for blood, the state rounds up the wrong guy and railroads him.

IIRC the hypoxia “high” panic reaction is from an elevated level of CO2 - that’s the evolved mechanism by which humans detect they’re in a bad place for breathing. Not absence of O2.

Edit: Correction: Hypoxia alone gets you high just before you keel over. It’s the CO2 buildup that activates your body’s panic reactions.