He is about to give him a happy ending

HOW MANY STORY POINTS DOES IT TAKE TO SAVE THE WORLD?

You would be using them if you installed arch

/s

“barely functional” and it was fantastic

This is a good idea to keep everyone accountable

It’s a shame there is no plan to make consumer grade glass storage.

I had only just learned the term but I’m probably a black pill, and it’s different.

My wife and I are having trouble, and divorce is on the table.

When she asked about what am I going to do? I said I don’t intend to ever get into another relationship. Apparently that was more hurtful than trying to replace her… Go figure.

I’ve had enough relationships in my time to know they are all pretty much the same, and I think I will be better off just not with anyone else. I’m sure my patterns play into these dynamics, but I try my best to be a good partner and I think I’m just better spending that energy on supporting myself in the time I have left.

I have kids and don’t want to put any pressure on them (IE I’m careful that I don’t want them to be my emotional support), but hopefully that will allow me to feel enough connection as I descend into hermithood.

Sometimes it’s a space, sometimes its a tab, and sometimes it’s two spaces which might also be a tab but sometimes it’s 4 spaces which means 2 spaces are just whack And sometimes we want two and four spaces because people can’t agree.

But do we want quotes or is it actually a variable? Equals or colon? Porque no los dos?

Lol I had windows 11 before it was cool

Electing the first Oompa Loompa should be an event too.

Hence how Melania came to be a Citizen

You don’t have to be a person to have the rights of a person. That’s what a corporation is.

Have you considered making your deck building game an mmorpg?

Meta af

Makes me wonder how many times I’ve been replaced. Also makes me wonder if I just died yesterday and today I’m actually a new person. I have no evidence that yesterday happened except for a memory of it, and let’s face it, since it was a public holiday, that’s a pretty foggy memory

If isWeekend doesn’t exist, then the weekend doesn’t exist, so it’s naturally false.

That’s why JavaScript gets pushed so hard - it’s part of the capitalist agenda to keep us working 7 days a week

Companies like Microsoft should really have a fund for fixing open source projects - it’s breeds good will, reduces the cost of development, and they in turn get software for much less cost than if they did it themselves.

Like - we are using project X and I want to request a bug fix, they go - estimate your effort in shirt sizes or points or some shit for you to do it.

A bean counter looks at their scale that directly converts effort to cost they have under the table, and they give you a budget to offer the dev of the software as part of the fix request

Why spend money when you can bully people?

Like a yapping Chihuahua