We had moccasins, too, and those fuckers are psycho. Especially in the water. Hellll nah. Rattlers don’t chase you, and if you’re not paying attention in the wilderness, you’re fucked one way or another, eventually. The only blue racer I was afraid of was the old AF 'coaster @ Cedar Point (Red & Blue Racers’d switch up which one was going backwards, and you never knew until it started moving — and stupid fast!) That said, I have been chased by an alligator on a bike, though I’ve no idea how it reached the pedals.
He sleeps upside-down like a bat, and roams the woods of the upper Left Coast at night, foraging for wolves. It is known.
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They’re the best! I used to leave them “snacks” and make little picnic scenes for them in my Mom’s garden way back when — and that was after one bit me in fright, too. At first, I was kinda doing it as a sort of act-of-service apology, after imagining the li’l guy’s perspective on being picked up. They’re adorable garden guppies, every one of 'em. 🥰
3·7 days agoLeopards something something
5·10 days agoThe bottom line is that we put human hands on every single one of the thousands of shots that you see in Star Wars.
Nice little bit of psyops, there. “These are not the AI you’re looking for.”
2·16 days agoSounds like your sarcasm’s about as refined as a 12yr old’s worldview, too
Press X for Doubt.
The “humor” checks out. OP isn’t old enough to recall '08 as it predates their conception by nearly a decade.
The best 🥰🤗
Oh she buzzin’ hard, fam.
41·1 month agoDown. If it were up, we’d still, as literate and functional citizens, believe they weren’t actually the free-use cum dumpsters for any/all oligarchs. 😅😶
1·1 month agoAh, so it’s a Sync thing. 🤙🏼
Well, then. Should we put a sack on our 'eads?
^p.s. ^superscript ^only ^needs ^the ^preceding ^carat, ^afaik? ^(per word*)
5·1 month agoYa gotta be able to skateboard through the server room.
Is it aliens, yet?
I mean, isn’t it?
That’s assuming the idiot in this isn’t the interviewee.
Not hired at all, but feedback added to database for said AI project that will envelop all roles therein.
Sweet summer child still thinks management isn’t just an RA for a warren on the brink of cannibalism.
You prefer another way?
Frankly, I was hoping someone’d ask how the 'gator was giving chase via bicycle, but maybe it was only vivid in my own mind. 😜