Sorry to be the bearer of good news, but you’re wrong…

https://grayjay.app/desktop/

Yes, I’ve already heard the reports of microplastics in testicles, of course they’re in the teabags too…

Sadly, I never learned any of those games. I was an only child that had nobody to teach me any of those sort of games as a kid.

I remember my parents bought me Chutes and Ladders when I was 5, apparently nobody realized it’s meant as a multiplayer game. Trying to figure it out for myself, I got bored in like 10 minutes.

Monopoly? Go Fish? UNO? Hah, not a chance, nobody bothered to teach me any of those.

I’ve never been the sort of person to ask or insist anyone to display a particular expression. But…

At times I’ve encountered friends, both male and female, that were struggling in life and crying.

Sometimes I would smile at them and say “Hey, you’re leaking again”

I almost always got them to lift their spirits and smile, with a bit of a lighthearted chuckle even.

Though not a moment I’d take a photo of, out of respect, it still reminds me how easy it can be to get a friend to smile.

Nobody asked Luigi to smile, he just did…

Ever tried having health insurance from a particular provider in one state, and having a health issue in another state?

You Luigi it.

There ain’t a goddamn thing united about these fucking states, except they let you temporarily cross the borders for a few days or couple weeks or so. God forbid you have any issues out of your registered home state though, you’re basically fucked.

Elon Musk’s mom.

I’m no fool, they never convinced me of that lie.

50 is divided, not united…

Sometimes it’s just educated guesswork.

Back in 2009, I picked up a copy of reverse engineered source code for the original PSP Chotto Shot camera. Once I got it to actually compile (code formatting issues), I proceeded to read through what had already been reversed engineered, looking for the unknown/reserved variables.

And sure enough, when I went fiddling with a few supposedly reserved variables, I discovered that one of them triggered super slow exposure mode, basically poor man’s night vision!

I never had a chance to share those findings with the PSPHacks community at the time though, it wasn’t long after when their site got shut down ☹️

Many cameras have an infrared filter glass over the sensor that can be removed (may or may not be designed to be removed though), but that totally depends on the camera.

I just tested my phone camera with an infrared remote control aimed at the camera, apparently my phone camera wasn’t designed with that filter glass in the first place.

That’s just how easy it is to test, just point an IR remote at your camera and see if the camera can see it when you press a button on the remote.

Well, a few months ago, before I learned of the onion and garlic sensitivity thing, a friend of ours fed our dog a few bites of some awesome home cooked meat with garlic and onions in it.

It wasn’t a whole lot, just a few bites really, and our dog weighs right around 20 pounds. Anyways, after he had some time to digest it, around noon the next day he had an all out seizure for around 30 seconds, and then spent the next few hours shivering and obviously a bit scared and confused.

Luckily it wasn’t worse, and thankfully he hasn’t had any other seizures since. That was when I went ahead and looked up that much more complete list of foods dogs shouldn’t eat, to prevent any future episodes or worse…

That largely depends on whether the poisoning was deliberate, and whether the dog survived.

I’ve only recently learned that onions and garlic are toxic to dogs and can and will cause seizures and even death. Not like anyone goes out of their way to feed onions or garlic to their dogs, but humans commonly add those things to our own food for extra flavor, which is partly why they say people shouldn’t feed their dog table scraps.

So if it wasn’t intentional, I’d be inclined to forgive them. But if it was intentional such as antifreeze or chocolate poisoning, I’d never forgive them, and I’d call the cops and report animal cruelty.

https://yourdogadvisor.com/foods-dogs-cant-eat/

Edit: Spelling, plus added chocolate.

That didn’t stop Deez Nuts from legally running for president (I think he was 15 years old at the time).

Edit: Confirmed, he was 15 years old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deez_Nuts_(satirist)

Meh, so what? We already got a felon for our next president, why can’t this fella run for president?

We’re gonna make you into a real horse chandelier then.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

Heard that!

I’m a united individual of one, can’t help where I was born…

Why do we call it united?

Last I checked the math books, 50 is Divided.

I’m not trying to log into anything nor am I trying to get anyone’s personal information. I mostly use the archive to make it a lot easier for legacy operating systems to access and download files and software and stuff.

You ever put Windows 3.11 or other legacy operating systems on the internet? Easier said than done, but http is basically the only way.

Who said I log into anything? I have terabytes of files archived, without any accounts anywhere, not even the archive. I’m not that stupid.