Is this an April fools joke? I’ve never even heard of Shenmue.

Not exactly; entanglement is a critical element of quantum computing for the encryption and decryption referenced.

Also the ability to crack any of our current encryption almost instantly…

Texas being shitheels aside, I don’t understand all the hate in these comments for catcher in the rye. When I read it as a teenager I remember it resonating with me heavily. To me that’s a sign the author did a great job of putting himself in the mindset of their character.

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Additionally, the last movie I went to actually started a full 27 minutes after the listed time, due to all the ads and trailers.

How dare you count things from one, like a human being.

Don’t use water to clean up? What the fuck?

True, but traffic not following “the algorithm” is more dangerous than moderate speeding.

Guess what, all three extra lanes are still passing lanes. This misunderstanding is the biggest cause of traffic.

His Seagal stuff is pretty funny, but the rampant misogyny he mixes in is incredibly outputting.

40+ years ago the Republicans started a war against education and intellectualism. They won.

No, they are covered in anti-reflective coatings to minimize reflection. Most of the excess is converted to heat (as would happen if the light just hit the ground).

I would posit that the internet and abundant screen entertainment contributed to killing third places far more than cars. The US has had a car culture for a very long time. (I’m not saying that makes it a good thing.)

What if you’re on fire?

As this chart makes pretty clear, white men are to blame.

Unfortunately it’s true, whether you like it or not. The amount of times one random radical asshat saying something outrageous turns into a major outlet “people-are-saying” news article is infuriating.

Mmmm, tastes like supply chain optimization.

The ONLY thing I know for certain after this clusterfuck is that Biden would have lost by even more.

Yet still VASTLY cheaper than Grainger.