Plus, even if it went through Starlink’s network you’d think the results would have been cryptographically signed like all https transactions are. How would they have managed to modify the results without the private key? I really don’t want to stoop to the election denying level based on one guy’s armchair speculation. Absolutely voting machines should have security audits from third parties, but to my knowledge that already happens, and the only thing making him doubt is that the results don’t sound real to him (which is more of a sign that like me, he’s probably living in a bubble)

Great, and I thought captain Reese’s mug slurped ass. This is the guy who kissed up to that tool.

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don’t make for a captivating read on their own. There’s a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

To be uncomfortably honest, VR only covers sight and the AI is like the part of porn that everybody skips. Since you’re not making a real connection with someone it feels meaningless. AI tries to give you exactly what you want, but that’s not an authentic feeling relationship with give and take. Also I feel like there’s still a tactile aspect that will be missing for a couple decades at minimum, and that should keep at least my monkey brain from becoming lost in the illusion…

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar…

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

I wouldn’t call them passive, they do too much work. More like aggressively submissive.

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…

Translation from German: The Bart the

No reason? Don’t squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

There are absolutely lawsuits around startups where funds were believed to be misappropriated, but if the startup was responsible and just couldn’t become profitable through bad luck then that’s just part of the risk of investing and why investment firms do research on the companies they are interested in. The reason it would close down would be because the investor just doesn’t want to lose anything more.

I refuse to use emojis, you can’t make me! 😤