Barnetts Mega Sour Fizz Bombs are insanely sour for about a minute. We love sour candy in our house, but we can only have two a day for the damage they do. They can be tough to find if avoiding Amazon, we have to get them from a British imports store a few cities over.

Freeze-dried sour Skittles are also excellent. They’ll be gone pretty fast

Don’t spoil the apples, feed them to the wildlife!

I wouldn’t even mind if we could only get particularly aggressive sea bass

I thought the title was missing a hyphen connecting “anti-child” and “trafficking,” but no, turns out dude is a trafficking activist that hates kids