Ricky Rigatoni 🇺🇸

That’s what she said

I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

GOd will handle it 🙏

I am currently in the process of completely rewriting the BSD kernel in go.

C++ is obsolete now that we have Go

Because they haven’t? Inaction speaks pretty loudly.

Trump spent his first term selling classified documents to enemies of the state that revealed the identities of CIA operatives and got them killed and so far they have done nothing about it. I think it’s safe to say the CIA is not as scary as hollywood wants us to believe.

Warnings are for ignorings :3

Boi ain’t nobody paying for mine

Don’t suggest .ml communities to people.

Can you imagine a mastodon.whitehouse.gov instance and everyone in the world just defederates with it every time a republican gets inaugerated?

None if you have enough bourbon to bribe a military officer. Hint: The amount decreases the higher rank they are.

This is what happens when you let channers have modding tools.

Sad.

Is this a joke

While it is true Kramer outed himself as a degenerate at the smile factory in philadelphia I don’t believe this is an appropriate place to bring it up.

I think everyone is getting sick of constantly seeing origin stories of the same three super heroes.

I got a three day suspension on reddit for telling automoderator to eat my ass. I don’t think that would happen on lemmy.

So? I’m an idiot who likes to make up absurd lies to amuse myself on slow work days so I’m just poisoning their models.

You know what they say. A phrase in the hand is worth walking five hundred miles.