I did not read the article

you could have just stopped there

tigers aren’t even real

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n isn’t even real

okay but imagine how impactful this line would be delivered by Dwayne Johnson instead

How Can Bugs Be Real When Code Isn’t Even Real?

Dress like Saul Goodman and the Joker

why doesn’t the LAZY gulf stream just work harder??

can we do Canada next please

Ionia County Judge Ray Voet said the accident was a “horrible tragedy” but didn’t warrant jail or probation for Darin Wilbur, WOOD-TV reported.

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“Two months later, we wouldn’t even be here,” the judge said, noting that the teen soon would have turned 18 years old.

“Ionia County is a farming county, and I know a lot of people in this county view children working, sometimes around dangerous machinery, as part of growing up,” Voet said.

wow fuck that judge

nearly $1200

Yes, and it is absolutely nothing like OP described.

grape juice.

wait what?

Also what about Nestea Zero. Asking for a friend

holy shit you’re right

I mean, he suggested it, Zuck responded, and now he’s doubling down. He has a pretty solid track record of doubling down on stupid decisions and embarrassing himself.

I am not making an ex-twitter account

There’s no reason anyone would expect Musk to have exclusive streaming rights in the first place, which is what’s so bizarre about this post. In terms of first-party sources, Zuck has 3 platforms to stream this to and Musk has 1, which is currently bleeding users. Nobody is going to go to X to watch this.

There’s even rumours

Like, I know we all love to hate Microsoft here but can we stop with the random nonsense? That’s not what’s happening, at all.

Canada: throws chair

Non American here, can anyone eli5 what this all means, and what may come of it?