I guess we don’t get to pick where we find the muse, do we? :)

Same as we did last time. Strengthen our relationships and trade with friendly non-US countries.

1. Move to Australia.

2. Miss.

Happens to me every time I read an article on quantum physics. Pretty sure the universe is just messing with us at this point.

And there’s a small but significant number of people on the internet who use “can” and “can’t” interchangeably.

I wonder if I could unlock her phone with this?

The dude contributed greatly to physics, optics and mathematics.

He also tried to cure the plague with magic frog vomit.

Younger me’s anxieties were unrealistic. I was a nervous child.

If that happens, I think the economy will suddenly always have been the least of our problems.

“None of the things you’re worried about will happen, so relax a little.”

He’s practically got ‘clueless middle-manager’ stamped on his forehead. He has he confidence to fake it through an interview and the animal cunning to blame others for his mistakes.

I wonder what cool things we can do with this effect.

It must be Tuesday.

Paywalled article. :(

If you’re an angel, on the head of a pin.

Really? I can’t see yours.

The average human skull has a volume of about twice the average bottle of wine. Thanks to your sacrifice, some artsy goth is getting wasted.

They are. I researched it because my mother wanted to grow a lemon tree from her cremains. Human ashes are too acidic for most plants to grow in unless you mix them with soil or compost. Which doesn’t seem at all respectful.

Should they bury you as well, or do you plan to be a year-round Hallowe’en decoration?

When my mother went, the hospital staff asked us if she was a donor.

Start eating paprika. Like, lots of paprika.