I just make all my test messages Dirty Harry gifs

Oh I thought it was one of newer ones. I was envisioning the creep of conservatism into films, like that scene from Independence Day where Will Smith declares that he never wants to pay taxes

WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD DEREGULATE EVERYTHING! INCLUDING FOOD AND DRINKING WATER, AND WE SHOULD ALLOW ALLOW COMAPNIES TO DUMP INTO RIVERS!

I love hollywood

Esphome is limiting though. Want to have a sensor that spawns a camera stream only on PIR detection, and then sleeps? Forget about it, those two will run in parallel, and the debug messages are terrible.

I find it more liberating to write in C, and then setup my own mqtt protocols when I want for HA to interact with

binaries aren’t assembly though, they’re *peers at notes, draws a blank* they’re… something else

I don’t get it. That’s clearly a sign to a corridor where the toilets are.

To be honest I’m still confused by a lot of these microcontroller languages (PlatformIO/Arduino/ESPHome)…

Are they just drag and drop feature blocks that are essentially C macros, but you never get to see the code and its all abstracted with flow diagrams?

I was not expecting turkish Spongebob today

That’s easy. We’d just use Greg time.

Greg’s age and mood is highly deterministic, and he has atoms in his body present from the big bang. His sense of time varies, and seems to accelerate as he gets older, and he will tell you about it with extreme detail down to either 2 decimal places or 3 beers. If you call him up and ask him what time it is, the degree of the obscenities used in his reply is usually a good enough correction coefficient when calling over long distances.

Also two of his kids hate him, and his current wife is thinking of leaving him; all countable metrics that one can use to ascertain what stage in his life Greg is at, and thus what the local date/time in your area is, based on all the above Greg stats.

He belongs in a museum!

Its a flesh eating virus that causes violent explosive diarrhoea in pregnant women during their birthdays. Or something.

Tetris works well with others. Tetris is as Tetris does. Tetris is not a cartoon character. No really, Tetris isn’t. Tetris the man enjoys playing Tetris the game. Or maybe Tetris is a game all along and Tetris has played himself.

KDE (KayDee) if it’s a girl
GNOME (“G” or Noam) if it’s a boy

I see potential, especially in combo with a pointing woman

Oh it’s just JavaScript…
(But baby its minified…)
I can still use the source maps…
(Girl you know the source maps are a lie…)

Bum bum bum.

… male feet. That’s what I’m going with.

Not many people know that even the God of War himself needs a wingman

Are you calling my mother and her daily eye-rolling yoga a liar?

thank you! where did he stash the other jacket, and if he did why would he pick one of same colour and type?