pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 个月前Some Mnemonicssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1348arrow-down16
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minus-squarealgernon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·4 个月前IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades. algernon nods sagely
minus-squareauthorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 个月前THAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·4 个月前Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
minus-squareFonzie!@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 个月前Just don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·4 个月前STEP 1: find company run by idiots STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job STEP 3: barely work at all STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks
minus-squareBrahvim Bhaktvatsal@lemmy.kde.sociallinkfedilinkisiZuluarrow-up1arrow-down1·4 个月前“Algernon”? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?
IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.
algernon nods sagely
THAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
Just don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots
STEP 1: find company run by idiots
STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job
STEP 3: barely work at all
STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks
“Algernon”? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?