Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoTrump, Under Oath, Says He Averted ‘Nuclear Holocaust’www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1425arrow-down120
arrow-up1405arrow-down1external-linkTrump, Under Oath, Says He Averted ‘Nuclear Holocaust’www.nytimes.comBernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareTar_alcaran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·2 years agoTrump narrowly averted a nuclear holocaust… by forgetting how the Football works.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 years agoThey haven’t given him the football. It’s just a briefcase with an Arduino and some LEDs in it.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 years agoThe internetfootball doesn’t weigh anything, JenMr. President.
minus-squareR0cket_M00se@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoWe forgot to tell her about the internet!
Trump narrowly averted a nuclear holocaust… by forgetting how the Football works.
They haven’t given him the football. It’s just a briefcase with an Arduino and some LEDs in it.
The
internetfootball doesn’t weigh anything,JenMr. President.We forgot to tell her about the internet!