I’m tragically white so I’ve never sunbathed, but I very rarely need sunscreen on my legs at all.

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

Calling it person milk is technically correct but boy oh boy does it make me uncomfortable.

My wife wanted to see Madame Web and oh boy was it bad. I expect borderlands to be worse.

This is going to bomb worse than a Sony super hero movie.

Grifting his cult, as is tradition.

Bold of you to assume he pays it anyways.

And he’ll face exactly zero consequences I’m sure.

What happens when he refuses to pay? The absolute diddly shit like Alex Jones not paying the sandy hook parents?

Here’s a thought, maybe make the tax code simple to understand and eliminate these bullshit tax services all together.

DeSantis dropped out of the race today and is already slobbering all over Trump’s knob and she’ll be doing the same thing in a few weeks.

She lacks the depth and warmth to be a cunt.

Hunter’s laptop, Hillary’s emails and Obama’s tan suit.

Even if convicted Trump would never end up in anything past Club Fed or house arrest.

Show us on the doll where the evidence touched you Rudy.

If they rule in favor of trump, Biden might as well go around clapping metal on the justices and any stray Republicans he can find.

Not yet, be the change you want to see! (Dont take me seriously murder is bad mmmkay?)

Really loving that 14th amendment right now.

Get fucked old man.

Ok Zapp.